Musical Interlude by Katie Goodman : ‘I Didn’t Fuck It Up’

Katie Goodman of Broad Comedy sings:

I Didn’t Fuck It Up                              

 

 It’s interesting how many sites replace the vowel in “fuck” with an asterisk (f*ck). It seems to me that elevates the word to a religious dimension, like not using vowels in the tetragrammaton: YHWH.

For more information please visit  www.unfuckitup.com

Gross Joke from The Swill Bucket: ‘An Evil Woman’

A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub….

She gestured alluringly to the bartender who immediately attended to her.

She signaled seductively that he should bring his face closer to hers.

As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.

“Are you the manager?” she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.

“Actually, no,” he replied.

“Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,” she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

“I’m afraid I can’t,” breathed the bartender. “Is there anything I can do?”

“Yes.. I need for you to give him a message,” she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender’s lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth….

…she allowed him to suck them gently.

“What should I tell him?” the bartender managed to say.

“Tell him,” she whispered, “There’s no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room.”