{"id":1346,"date":"2011-12-20T08:36:44","date_gmt":"2011-12-20T16:36:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theswillbucket.com\/?p=1346"},"modified":"2012-01-31T18:26:58","modified_gmt":"2012-02-01T02:26:58","slug":"top-ten-signs-that-you-might-be-a-zombie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/theswillbucket.com\/?p=1346","title":{"rendered":"Ten Signs that You Might be a Zombie"},"content":{"rendered":"
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by Mike Adams NaturalNews<\/em> October21, 2011<\/div>\n
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If you burn your yard rather than mow it, you might be a redneck, says comedian Jeff Foxworthy. But how\u00c2\u00a0 might you realize you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re a zombie<\/strong>? Here are the top ten signs that you just might be a zombie\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/div>\n
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Are you an intellectual zombie?<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

Sign #1: If you routinely take flu shot<\/strong> <\/strong>vaccines<\/strong> <\/strong>and then wonder why you still catch the flu every winter, you might be a zombie.<\/strong><\/div>\n

Annual\u00c2\u00a0 flu shots are \u00e2\u20ac\u0153medicines for the mindless.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Even according to the\u00c2\u00a0 medical scientists who are pro-vaccine, flu shots simply don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t work on\u00c2\u00a0 99 out of 100 people. So if you find yourself standing in line at the\u00c2\u00a0 pharmacy waiting to get a flu shot, think to yourself, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Whoa! I might be\u00c2\u00a0 a zombie!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n

(Read the other nine indicators here)<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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by Mike Adams NaturalNews October21, 2011 If you burn your yard rather than mow it, you might be a redneck, says comedian Jeff Foxworthy. But how\u00c2\u00a0 might you realize you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re a zombie? Here are the top ten signs that you just might be a zombie\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Sign #1: If you routinely take flu shot vaccines and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1tQeJ-lI","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1276,"url":"http:\/\/theswillbucket.com\/?p=1276","url_meta":{"origin":1346,"position":0},"title":"Scientist Weaponizes Flu Strain in Bioterrorism Experiment","author":"Shawn Hamilton","date":"November 30, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"http:\/\/readersupportednews.org\/news-section2\/421-national-security\/8630-scientist-weaponizes-flu-strain-in-bioterrorism-experiment","rel":"","context":"In "General"","block_context":{"text":"General","link":"http:\/\/theswillbucket.com\/?cat=1"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":802,"url":"http:\/\/theswillbucket.com\/?p=802","url_meta":{"origin":1346,"position":1},"title":"UCD Students: Advertising Essay","author":"Shawn Hamilton","date":"April 18, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"At this point you should have an ad chosen and begun\u00c2\u00a0analyzing\u00c2\u00a0it.\u00c2\u00a0Remember that your ad should have some text, even if only a short caption, along with the visuals. 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