{"id":1346,"date":"2011-12-20T08:36:44","date_gmt":"2011-12-20T16:36:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theswillbucket.com\/?p=1346"},"modified":"2012-01-31T18:26:58","modified_gmt":"2012-02-01T02:26:58","slug":"top-ten-signs-that-you-might-be-a-zombie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/theswillbucket.com\/?p=1346","title":{"rendered":"Ten Signs that You Might be a Zombie"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fancybox-tmp\">\n<div id=\"fancybox-title\">by Mike Adams <em>NaturalNews<\/em> October21, 2011<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>If you burn your yard rather than mow it, you might be a redneck, says comedian Jeff Foxworthy. But how\u00c2\u00a0 might you realize you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re a <strong>zombie<\/strong>? Here are the top ten signs that you just might be a zombie\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/div>\n<div>\n<div id=\"attachment_1348\" style=\"width: 160px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/theswillbucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/zombies.png\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1348\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-1348\" title=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/theswillbucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/zombies-150x150.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1348\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Are you an intellectual zombie?<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><strong>Sign #1: If you routinely take flu shot<\/strong><strong> <\/strong><strong>vaccines<\/strong><strong> <\/strong><strong>and then wonder why you still catch the flu every winter, you might be a zombie.<\/strong><\/div>\n<p>Annual\u00c2\u00a0 flu shots are \u00e2\u20ac\u0153medicines for the mindless.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Even according to the\u00c2\u00a0 medical scientists who are pro-vaccine, flu shots simply don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t work on\u00c2\u00a0 99 out of 100 people. So if you find yourself standing in line at the\u00c2\u00a0 pharmacy waiting to get a flu shot, think to yourself, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Whoa! I might be\u00c2\u00a0 a zombie!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jimmarrs.com\/news_events\/news\/top-ten-signs-that-you-might-be-a-zombie\/\">(Read the other nine indicators here)<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"fancybox-loading\"><\/div>\n<div id=\"fancybox-overlay\"><\/div>\n<div id=\"fancybox-wrap\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by Mike Adams NaturalNews October21, 2011 If you burn your yard rather than mow it, you might be a redneck, says comedian Jeff Foxworthy. But how\u00c2\u00a0 might you realize you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re a zombie? Here are the top ten signs that you just might be a zombie\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Sign #1: If you routinely take flu shot vaccines and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/theswillbucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1346"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/theswillbucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/theswillbucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theswillbucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theswillbucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1346"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/theswillbucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1346\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/theswillbucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1346"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theswillbucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1346"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theswillbucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1346"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}