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Weird Al Yankovich sings ‘Ebay’<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Weird Al Yankovich sings ‘Ebay’<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1tQeJ-8j","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1225,"url":"http:\/\/theswillbucket.com\/?p=1225","url_meta":{"origin":515,"position":0},"title":"Musical Interlude by Katie Goodman : ‘I Didn’t Fuck It Up’","author":"Shawn Hamilton","date":"November 8, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"Katie Goodman of Broad Comedy sings: \"I Didn't Fuck It Up\"\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0It's\u00c2\u00a0interesting how many sites replace the vowel in \"fuck\" with an asterisk (f*ck). 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