{"id":748,"date":"2011-03-28T16:46:35","date_gmt":"2011-03-28T23:46:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theswillbucket.com\/?p=748"},"modified":"2011-04-26T22:16:01","modified_gmt":"2011-04-27T05:16:01","slug":"you-hyphenated-me-ahole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/theswillbucket.com\/?p=748","title":{"rendered":"Jennifer Chou: “You hyphenated me, asshole!”"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Jennifer Chou<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

Jennifer\u00c2\u00a0has a B.A. in communications studies from UCLA and received her J.D. from the University of San Diego School of Law. She was editor-in-chief of FEM Newsmagazine (Los Angeles’ feminist publication) at UCLA, and was editor-in-chief of her law school newspaper. She is currently working as an attorney in southern California. Contact Jenn at publications.jc@gmail.com<\/a>.<\/div>\n
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The Swill Bucket is honored to feature Jennifer Chou\u00c2\u00a0as a regular columnist.<\/strong><\/div>\n
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\u00c2\u00a0“You hyphenated me, asshole!”<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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I came across an interesting image on facebook today. It was a picture of a hideous looking eagle with an American Flag waving over its eye, and the creator of the picture had captioned it,<\/div>\n
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Fact: No British-Americans signed the Declaration of Independence! They were AMERICANS! Take your hyphenated-butt back to your mutherland!<\/em><\/p>\n

Read entire article here:<\/a><\/p>\n

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Jennifer\u00c2\u00a0has a B.A. in communications studies from UCLA and received her J.D. from the University of San Diego School of Law. She was editor-in-chief of FEM Newsmagazine (Los Angeles’ feminist publication) at UCLA, and was editor-in-chief of her law school newspaper. She is currently working as an attorney in southern California. Contact Jenn at publications.jc@gmail.com. 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