{"id":748,"date":"2011-03-28T16:46:35","date_gmt":"2011-03-28T23:46:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theswillbucket.com\/?p=748"},"modified":"2011-04-26T22:16:01","modified_gmt":"2011-04-27T05:16:01","slug":"you-hyphenated-me-ahole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/theswillbucket.com\/?p=748","title":{"rendered":"Jennifer Chou: &#8220;You hyphenated me, asshole!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<div id=\"attachment_750\" style=\"width: 90px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/theswillbucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Jen-Chou.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-750\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-750\" title=\"Jen Chou\" src=\"http:\/\/theswillbucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Jen-Chou.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"80\" height=\"75\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-750\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Jennifer Chou<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>Jennifer\u00c2\u00a0has a B.A. in communications studies from UCLA and received her J.D. from the University of San Diego School of Law. She was editor-in-chief of FEM Newsmagazine (Los Angeles&#8217; feminist publication) at UCLA, and was editor-in-chief of her law school newspaper. She is currently working as an attorney in southern California. Contact Jenn at <a href=\"mailto:publications.jc@gmail.com\">publications.jc@gmail.com<\/a>.<\/div>\n<div><strong>\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>The Swill Bucket is honored to feature Jennifer Chou\u00c2\u00a0as a regular columnist.<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n<div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00c2\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">&#8220;You hyphenated me, asshole!&#8221;<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><strong>\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n<div>I came across an interesting image on facebook today. It was a picture of a hideous looking eagle with an American Flag waving over its eye, and the creator of the picture had captioned it,<\/div>\n<div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<blockquote><p><em>Fact: No British-Americans signed the Declaration of Independence! They were AMERICANS! Take your hyphenated-butt back to your mutherland!<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.examiner.com\/anti-establishment-in-national\/you-hyphenated-me-a-hole\">Read entire article here:<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><a href=\"http:\/\/theswillbucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/eagle.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-801\" title=\"eagle\" src=\"http:\/\/theswillbucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/eagle-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jennifer\u00c2\u00a0has a B.A. in communications studies from UCLA and received her J.D. from the University of San Diego School of Law. She was editor-in-chief of FEM Newsmagazine (Los Angeles&#8217; feminist publication) at UCLA, and was editor-in-chief of her law school newspaper. She is currently working as an attorney in southern California. Contact Jenn at publications.jc@gmail.com. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[184,187,185,186,183,57,188],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/theswillbucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/748"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/theswillbucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/theswillbucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theswillbucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theswillbucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=748"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/theswillbucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/748\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/theswillbucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theswillbucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theswillbucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}