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The man reached over the wood pile
for the eletric box
and leaned on it with his wet left hand
while his right
pulled out the plug to the light
then went to turn off the main switch
requiring tactile navigation in the dark
of wires and other dangerous things
Is it safe?
Well, the hand answered,
I’ve gone this far.
Planetary incontinence expected by
intercontinental ballistic imbeciles
hoping for something to fill
Yet walking through the store today
I did sense a sense of something wonderful
A spirit if you will
of comfort and ease in the rows of dried noodles and cookies
An old man smiled and waved hello to me
between the cat food and soda
Beautiful awkward people in pain everywhere
A feeling of acceptance pervaded
The tense woman and I smiled honestly as we almost collided
for the third time between the frozen fish and bread
The pimply tough guy bigger than I
stole my glances at his mother in a brotherly way
Why did the store trip seem so different today?
I should give up more often
Mad carnivores staked on chains–
Sit near the spike and feel no loss
Of freedom at the circumference.
Wouldn’t they have to be ancient if they were found in fossilized shark poop? A more newsworthy headline would be ‘Living Tapeworms Found in Fossilized Shark Poop’.
Ancient Tapeworm Eggs Found in Fossilized Shark Poop
Thanks to Curt Shepard for providing this list:
This interview just kills me. Is he for real, or just trying to sell books?