by Mike Adams NaturalNews October21, 2011
If you burn your yard rather than mow it, you might be a redneck, says comedian Jeff Foxworthy. But how might you realize you’re a zombie? Here are the top ten signs that you just might be a zombie…
Are you an intellectual zombie?
Sign #1: If you routinely take flu shot vaccines and then wonder why you still catch the flu every winter, you might be a zombie.
Annual flu shots are “medicines for the mindless.†Even according to the medical scientists who are pro-vaccine, flu shots simply don’t work on 99 out of 100 people. So if you find yourself standing in line at the pharmacy waiting to get a flu shot, think to yourself, “Whoa! I might be a zombie!â€
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