Gross Joke from The Swill Bucket: ‘An Evil Woman’

A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub….

She gestured alluringly to the bartender who immediately attended to her.

She signaled seductively that he should bring his face closer to hers.

As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.

“Are you the manager?” she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.

“Actually, no,” he replied.

“Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,” she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

“I’m afraid I can’t,” breathed the bartender. “Is there anything I can do?”

“Yes.. I need for you to give him a message,” she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender’s lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth….

…she allowed him to suck them gently.

“What should I tell him?” the bartender managed to say.

“Tell him,” she whispered, “There’s no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room.”

Jennifer Chou: “You hyphenated me, asshole!”

Jennifer Chou

Jennifer has a B.A. in communications studies from UCLA and received her J.D. from the University of San Diego School of Law. She was editor-in-chief of FEM Newsmagazine (Los Angeles’ feminist publication) at UCLA, and was editor-in-chief of her law school newspaper. She is currently working as an attorney in southern California. Contact Jenn at publications.jc@gmail.com.
 
The Swill Bucket is honored to feature Jennifer Chou as a regular columnist.
 
 “You hyphenated me, asshole!”
 
I came across an interesting image on facebook today. It was a picture of a hideous looking eagle with an American Flag waving over its eye, and the creator of the picture had captioned it,

Fact: No British-Americans signed the Declaration of Independence! They were AMERICANS! Take your hyphenated-butt back to your mutherland!

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Conservative Talk Show Host Tom Sullivan Treats Left-Winger With Respect on TSA Abuse Issue

Nationally-syndicated conservative talk show host Tom Sullivan reads on air a letter I had written to him about TSA abuses. So, I phoned in to the show.

On Air with Tom Sullivan: