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Lily Allen and Millie Jackson: “Fuck You!”
For emphasis we add Millie Jackson‘s variation on the same theme!
Katie Goodman: ‘MILF’
MILF – by Katie Goodman’s Broad ComedyÂ
“If you don’t know what a MILF is, Google it.”
 Katie Goodman
Gross Joke from The Swill Bucket: ‘An Evil Woman’
A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub….
She gestured alluringly to the bartender who immediately attended to her.
She signaled seductively that he should bring his face closer to hers.
As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
“Are you the manager?” she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
“Actually, no,” he replied.
“Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,” she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
“I’m afraid I can’t,” breathed the bartender. “Is there anything I can do?”
“Yes.. I need for you to give him a message,” she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender’s lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth….
…she allowed him to suck them gently.
“What should I tell him?” the bartender managed to say.
“Tell him,” she whispered, “There’s no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room.”
Limbaugh calls critics of Herman Cain ‘racist’
The only reason I would post a Limbaugh diatribe is because it is entertaining. America’s Bigot-In-Chief has found a way to publicly equate African-Americans with big lips and watermelons, doing so couched in the false guise of being non racist. Left-wingers, Limbaugh huffs, don’t like Cain because he’s black. As far as I can tell, Limbaugh never gets around to specifically mentioning the dirty stereotypes the left is using against Cain; he’s leaving that to his followers’ sordid imaginations. His rant is simply a matter of denying that Cain is guilty of anything and, unbelievably, he falls back on old devices and focuses blame on Bill Clinton.
It’s comical. But it’s sad.
We Should Not be Surprised by the Left’s Racist Hit Job on Herman Cain
Limbaugh: “What’s next, folks? A cartoon on MSNBC showing Herman Cain with huge lips eating a watermelon? What are they gonna do next? No, Snerdley, I’m not kidding. The racial stereotypes that these people are using to go after Herman Cain, what is the one thing that it tells us? It tells us who the real racists are, yeah, but it tells us that Herman Cain is somebody. Something’s going on out there. Herman Cain obviously is making some people nervous for this kind of thing to happen.”
Michael Moore admits Obama not the man he first thought
Michael Moore has told Radio 5 live that Barack Obama is not the person he thought he was when he campaigned for him in 2008.
Speaking to Richard Bacon, he also described the US President’s first term in office as “heart-breaking.”Michael Moore
Michael Moore on Countdown with Keith Olbermann, October 27th, 2011:
“I think what they’re really worried about is that you, or I, have money … Nobody can come down here in the next segment and say, ‘Keith, we don’t what you to do what you were going to do.’ Because – where I’m from in Michigan – we call that FU money. It allows you to have that freedom.”